Next time you think your workplace is weird, please remember that my workplace has an annual tattoo night out, where we rent out a tattoo parlor, order pizza, play cards against humanity, and watch some of our coworkers get tattooed
Next time you think your workplace is weird, please remember that my workplace has an annual tattoo night out, where we rent out a tattoo parlor, order pizza, play cards against humanity, and watch some of our coworkers get tattooed
Where do you work?
A library
Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!
January: DRUG
February: HATE
March: DICK
April: REAL
May: DIRT
June: THUG
July: CASH
August: GIRL
September: FIST
October: SHIT
November: BUTT
December: KILL
1st: CITY
2nd: RIOT
3rd: FACE
4th: FEAR
5th: GRIN
6th: WOLF
7th: PISS
8th: RASH
9th: DOGS
10th: TITS
11th: LUBE
12th: SAND
13th: FIRE
14th: KIDS
15th: BIRD
16th: NERD
17th: BOYS
18th: MOMS
19th: DADS
20th: VEIN
21st: WURM
22nd: FART
23rd: TRAP
24th: MOAN
25th: HOLE
26th: KING
27th: FUCK
28th: EYES
29th: LIFE
30th: LOVE
31st: STAB
DICK NERD
I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life
Pure
Aries: “Party Tattoos”
“And we’re not bruised, they’re just party tattoos
And that colourful mess is just colourful regret
Black lipstick will never be a sin
We’ll regret it when we’re old with wrinkled up skin”
Taurus: “My Face”
“Sometimes there are cheekbones hidden under a smile
And if you’re really lucky freckles pop up every once in a while
I usually do a paint job every single day
So welcome to my
Face”
Gemini: “One for the Road”
“Just goes to show, I’m better off without you
One for the road and maybe how about you
Leave me alone, cause I’m not alone”
Cancer: “Secret for the Mad”
“I’ve got a secret for the mad
In a little bit of time it won’t hurt so bad
And I get that I don’t get it
But you will burn right now but then you won’t regret it”
Leo: “Intertwined”
“Skin
Heat
Hair in your mouth
Feet touching feet
Oh you
And I
Safe from the world
Though the world will try”
Virgo: “6/10″
“What goes on behind the words?
Is there pity for the plain girl?
I’ll close my mouth, I won’t say a word
A nod of pity for the plain girl”
Libra: “You”
“Why do all the red flags
Just look like so much fun, oh
I have a habit of
Searching for the damage
To share my love”
Scorpio: “Sick of Losing Soulmates”
“'Cause I’m sick of losing soulmates, so where do we begin
I can finally see, you’re as fucked up as me
So how do we win?”
Sagittarius: “She”
“And I’ll be okay
Admiring from afar
Cause even when she’s next to me
We could not be more far apart”
Capricorn: “Down”
“I woke up as heavy as lead
An ocean of worry weighs me down in bed
But there’s things to do, there’s a life to live
Must ignore my stupid head”
Aquarius: “When”
“I’d rather date an idea;
something I’ll never find.
Sure, I’ll live in the moment,
but I’m never happy here
I’m surrounded by greener looking time”
Pisces: “Would You be so Kind?”
“Let’s write a story
Be in my book
You’ve got to join me on my page
At least take a look
Oh, where are your manners?
You need some time?
Let’s swap chests today
That might help you decide”
“tell us about your tattoos”
“ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die”
Some shit I hate about bpd, in no particular order:
- codependency/fps being a thing
- easily addicted to e v e r y t h i n g
- form attachments too damn quickly
- breakdowns over the smallest thing, with no notice beforehand
- sobbing. For hours.
- “there’s no medication specifically for this”
- every doctor and therapist getting frustrated as hell with you
- pushing people away. Then being clingy. Then pushing away. Then
- severe depression without warning. Who knows where it came from. Who knows how long it’ll last
- the constant desire to self harm
- suicidal thoughts that never *really* go away
- am I getting sick, or is it Med side effects? Should I be worried? Should I care?
- really really bad at taking care of myself
- need to be held. Constantly
- the smallest thing hurts. So. Much.
- using every self destructive coping mechanism you can just so you can feel .5% less shitty for a bit
- “why can’t you just try harder!!!!”
- trauma making it worse
- do I have a right to be upset about this or nah?
- am I getting manic or am I just happy?
- going completely batshit insane sometimes
- hospitals. Ugh
- the extreme amount of work it takes to fix even one thing that’s wrong with you/that you’re doing. And the constant effort to maintain it
- relapse. Relapse. Relapse.
- being afraid you’ll never be able to have a career/get married/have kids/ etc
- the slightest change throwing you off
i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’
girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time
my parents were arguing and i was watching one of dan’s videos, so i turned the volume up and my sound like malfunctioned (it keeps doing this oh god) and it went to full volume so “IT’S THE SEXY ENDSCREEN DANCE OH YEAAA” blared EXTREMELY loud throughout the house
and then my parents like immediatly stopped arguing and it was silent
and i heard my mum say “what” really quietly and i’m laughiN GSO M UCH YOU DON'tE VEN KNOW